
[after Joy is dumped by her fiancé]
Tipper: You know what? I can get my brother's loser ass friends to go to his place, knock on the door and when he opens it wham! We junk-punch him in his man business and he'll fall to the floor. And when he's writhing in pain, crying "why?!?!" and then we'll say "you know why!"
Joy McNally: Wow! Did you just make that up?
Tipper: No, I thought about it a lot on the drive over here.
Tipper is officially my comeback idol or great-idea-that-always-involves-some-pain-to-people-who-are-mean idol.
Anyway, i have a fever and an ear infection due to a blocked nose and wax in my ear. Dont ask how i got the wax. The infection gave me a weird headache. For example, when it's on m

P.S. another post coming about other people's presents i still need to buy. start planning a party cos i cant give one unless there's a party!
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